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Found poetry #1

London

If this lift
Breaks down
Keep calm
Press Alarm
Button for
3 seconds
This will activate the
Automatic telephone
Do not attempt
To leave the lift
Until told to do so
Trained personnel
Will release you

(I need to get me some of those trained personnel…)

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2 Responses to “Found poetry #1”

  1. heq says:
    February 2, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    So no trying any Die Hard-esque escapes then?

  2. Dave says:
    February 4, 2009 at 11:31 am

    You need more release?

    … don’t answer that.