Discovering (only after opening the box they came in) that all eight (8) of the cans of coke you purchased this morning whilst still half asleep on your way to university are in fact cans of vanilla coke.
Piss.
Anyone out there actually like vanilla coke? I have eight cans, barely scorned, going cheap...
Update: Regarding yesterday's SOTU speech... the evolution (or is that devolution?) of Iraq's WMD programme. (With thanks to Calpundit)
March 2003: Weapons of mass destruction.
June 2003: Weapons of mass destruction programs.
October 2003: Weapons of mass destruction-related programs.
January 2004: Weapons of mass destruction-related program activities.
The target of widespread mockery? Deservedly so...
Posted by saint at January 22, 2004 12:58 PM | TrackBackMmm, vanilla-ry goodness. Cherchez la vache et donnez-lui la substance.
Posted by: tark at January 23, 2004 12:19 AMOk, but I don't know what a cow's gonna do with Vanilla coke. I don't know what I'm going to do with it... can I use it to clean off rust?
You see, the thing is, I've got two bottles of diet coke to give away as well, but I kinda feel guilty giving diet and/or vanilla coke to others. It's not really, as far as I can tell, a very nice thing to do at all...
Posted by: Saint at January 23, 2004 01:10 PMI can see I'm going to lose a lot of street cred by saying this, but I am prepared out of the sheer nobility of my spirit to shoulder that burden to help out a friend. And to score some free drink.
I like vanilla coke.
There, I said it.
You can give it to me.
arc^H^H^H A Friend.
Posted by: arc at January 24, 2004 01:07 PMBring your mis-appropriated goods to eCOSM. You shall be well rewarded. Well, rewarded.
Posted by: tark at January 25, 2004 12:15 AMArc, Tark... you may have to fight Corey for the Vanilla Coke now. He liberated the box into the office next door. But I get the feeling that he doesn't really enjoy it, so if I'm headed your way, I'll make sure I grab a couple of cans :)
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